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Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
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Posted - 2014.03.21 13:54:00 -
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*stands and applauds*
Bravo sir, bravo!
Will continue to read.
Curious as to the shenanigans regarding Pieday-Friday. Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
55967
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Posted - 2014.03.24 13:44:00 -
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Slade Trillgon wrote:This has potential of being an Epic thread! Many laughs to had the the expense of unknown others! +1000 Oh so much of this. Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
57061
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Posted - 2014.03.28 13:51:00 -
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Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
57625
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Posted - 2014.04.01 11:24:00 -
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Mr. T. Muffin was a service vet, yes?
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Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
58575
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Posted - 2014.04.09 11:09:00 -
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*scribbles furiously*
Yea, I'm taking notes on this... Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
58811
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Posted - 2014.04.11 11:04:00 -
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Thing 1 and Thing 2? Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Rifterlings Point Blank Alliance
61252
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Posted - 2014.05.15 14:07:00 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Ah... its good to be back. How I missed the ambient noise in my kingdom. The subtle whine of the ever-dying case fan of my computer (HURRY UP AND DIE ALREADY!!!!!!), the everpresent ringing of my phone.. set to the most obnoxious ring imaginable and on the loudest volume (because it irritates Rhonda the Hutt so much..), Steve (Alpha Douche)'s constant swearing off in the distance.. how ive missed it all.
Wait... something is different... the ass grove of my chair.... its different... who... hmm... It looks like my chair... wait a ******* second... the black duct tape on the armrest is newer... (yes..I have to duct tape the armrest of my chair because my request for a new chair has been in process for like 2 years..) Someone has swapped my chair! The recliner is broken on this one! WTF!?!??! Oh... someone went through an awful lot of trouble to mock this one up so I wouldn't notice... But who? Who has the audacity to pull this off? Who has the talent to forge this fake? Section 2's chairs are clean... and they all claim to not know who did it. Good thing I trust them.. Id hate to torture them for info. The hunt now begins for the culprit. This will be difficult.. because all the chairs look the same here... it might be time to go full Liam Neeson on this place.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you were looking for a better chair, all I had was this slightly less broken one, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career of asshattery. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you bring my chair back now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will make what I did to the IT guy look like childs play.
I DID IT!! I TOOK THE CHAIR!!
Ok, actually I didn't but please, PLEASE, whatever you do....do not delve deeply into the mysteries of the missing chair. Do not unleash your full wrath upon whomever took it and regale us with this tale of torture and humiliation....
*sits back with popcorn*
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Random McNally
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
66703
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Posted - 2014.07.29 11:31:00 -
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You come across a tortoise lying on it's back... Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
67773
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Posted - 2014.08.05 11:30:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:My sides hurt now, but it's a good pain. Concur. They should make a reality tv show about where you work.... Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
68814
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Posted - 2014.08.13 11:47:00 -
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Hmmm, I'm sensing a double standard here.
While I would never discourage OHL partaking in a slow and sensual devouring of my muffin, I seem to recall a fair amount of hostility with Randy the Pornstar and muffin consumption.
To thineself be true, is there something we need to know about? Why is OHL allowed to get into Mr. Muffin's wrapper with no incredulity? Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
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Random McNally
Isogen 5
68816
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Posted - 2014.08.13 12:07:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Random McNally wrote:Hmmm, I'm sensing a double standard here.
While I would never discourage OHL partaking in a slow and sensual devouring of my muffin, I seem to recall a fair amount of hostility with Randy the Pornstar and muffin consumption.
To thineself be true, is there something we need to know about? Why is OHL allowed to get into Mr. Muffin's wrapper with no incredulity? I believe there are certain levels of personal awesomeness involved. While Randy the Ponstar had an awesome level of roundabout 1 - which means his failures and/ or accidental successes actually raise the level of awesomeness of OHTER people - OHL might have an awesome level of at least 3 which means her successes might or might not temporarily increase her own level of awesome. In combination with certain muffins and/or batman voices this might lead to a temporary awesome micro singularity of tremendous proportions. I suggest to watch that person closely and record everything she does on video. In High Definition. While I cannot argue that there may be an awesomeness level difference, it still doesn't address the double standard.
Photographic evidence required. Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
68816
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Posted - 2014.08.13 12:11:00 -
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Debora Tsung wrote:Random McNally wrote:Photographic evidence required. I support that, we should start a petition. Just dont let Legal know about this. I'm sure that posting photos of muffins on the interwebs would cause potential work complications. Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
69058
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Posted - 2014.08.15 11:24:00 -
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Hmmmm, pie.
Pie vs. a blank slate muffin. An...UNmuffin.
Pie vs. UNmuffin.
OHL.
You have my axe. Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
69204
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Posted - 2014.08.15 17:32:00 -
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*golfclap*
Well done sir. Even the Russian judges give a 8.5 out of 10. Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
69995
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Posted - 2014.08.22 12:02:00 -
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We can see that crystalline moment...
Daycares pulling children into the house. The 'tock tock' of the second hand as the clock approaches high noon. The drone of BOC like locusts in the dust.
Movement!
The shots of cowbells ringing as the gunslingers aim but are deft enough; or perhaps savvy enough to anticipate each others movements.
You have not found your Sherlock Holmes, professor.
But, this challenge cannot be allowed to continue. It is time to bring in the big muffins.
(sorry about the mixed metaphors) Co-Host of the High Drag Podcast. http://highdrag.wordpress.com/ Check out the space music at http://minddivided.com In Game Channel HighDragChat |
Random McNally
Isogen 5
80546
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Posted - 2014.09.09 14:34:55 -
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Came expecting sexual escapades and left hungry.
Curse you, UaE. Where the hell is there a BBQ place open at 9:30 am???
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Random McNally
Isogen 5
80546
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Posted - 2014.10.10 17:40:37 -
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Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:Ugh.
We had a company-wide shake up a bit ago. So where to begin..
Apparently we had an 'efficiency expert' come in as a consultant a while ago. We all know how I feel about consultants.. anyways, it came down from the powers that be that there were 'redundancies' in the staff of all the offices. What did this mean to us? We lost a full 15% of our workforce.
The office lost some people, a lot of people. The stress of letting so many people go gave bossman a mental breakdown. So many people he had known for a long time. He ended up taking almost a month off work. Poor guy. Being the most senior section supervisor, I was selected to take over in his absence as interim floor manager.
The power.. the delicious delicious powerrrrrrr...
... but the downside was the fact that I now had twice as much of my own work to do (thanks in part to the decimation of Section 4, and the loss of Steve's minion, and shifting of workload from another floor partially to ours) which needed to be delegated to the rest of Section 2, while I now needed to take on the bossman's responsibilities. So many many long nights trying to catch up.. I found myself mentally worn out beyond words. I have a new respect for Bossman's role here, although I will admit that his job was much easier before the purge.. so.. yeah.
Anyways, Hes back. Finally. I can now go back to my own job. Although I did spend the whole morning showing him some of the new processes that had been implemented in his absence. Its like a vacation now! Having to restrain my inner troll for such a long period was beginning to degrade my soul. But I handled it well.. like a boss you might say.. pun intended of course.
I think Ive gained a little respect in the company now, especially on this floor. People no longer look upon me in fear, and the tone of voice the management uses with me is much nicer. Im not sure if that's a good thing. There needs to be a little fear.. and loathing by the management.
At this point, I don't know what to do now. I got used to the increased workload, now what ive got doesn't seem like so much anymore.
Tommorow is Pie-day. Hopefully its something tasty.. although it is Becky Resident Militant Vegan *****'s turn in the pie rotation.. so.. not sure if what to expect.. must.. try.. to keep.. expectations low...
Uh oh. I can see future UaE posts going something like...
Nice day at work today. Rhonda the Hutt was pleasant and I brought in a flower to show how much I appreciated her contributions to the success of my day.
New found appreciation for Becky's Vegan treats.
Otherwise, a quiet and uncomplicated day.
(shudder)
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Random McNally
Isogen 5
80546
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Posted - 2014.10.16 16:14:58 -
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So.....
details on the arse chewing?
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Random McNally
Isogen 5
80784
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Posted - 2014.10.29 11:13:50 -
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In the Halloween season, I think Mr. Muffin should dress up in a cape.
Either a vampire cape, or a victorian half cape.
Mr. Muffin will gain evil cred by dressing in a cape.
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Random McNally
Isogen 5
81295
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Posted - 2014.10.31 12:12:48 -
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Tollen Gallen wrote:Random McNally wrote:In the Halloween season, I think Mr. Muffin should dress up in a cape.
Either a vampire cape, or a victorian half cape.
Mr. Muffin will gain evil cred by dressing in a cape. Evil Dr jeckle Muffin! I like Beef. Exactly.
I like Tollen Gallen.
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Random McNally
The Vendunari End of Life
90481
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Posted - 2014.12.23 12:23:08 -
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Necro'ing an incredible thread to have our forum supervillian repost again!!
C'mon man, it's the holidays and you got nuthin'??
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Random McNally
The Vendunari End of Life
96335
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Posted - 2015.02.06 17:05:06 -
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:shudder: Minneapolis. I live close to Minneapolis.
It's horrible.
I call it the "Evil City". Every time I have to cross the river into the "Evil City" I throw up just a little bit. In my mouth.
I'm glad you stayed wherever you are. I would have lost all respect for you, had you gone to Minneapolis.
Now, if you'd gone to St. Paul, I'd have partied with you. Shown you the sights and the best places to eat.
So.....
Welcome back, BOSS UAE.
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Random McNally
The Vendunari End of Life
99200
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Posted - 2015.04.24 11:19:21 -
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You sir, are my hero.
*takes the knee*
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